COULD YOU SHARE YOUR HORROR DATING STORIES, FUNNY DATING STORIES, OR BIZARRE DATING STORIES?

i was date raped 38 times

MY mate andy pulled this really nice good looking blond girl clubbing one night, they ended up at his place for the night and in the morning he found out she was a transexual. lol

omg i met this man while he was on duty as a firefighter and we clicked. we had so much in common so we decided to go out to dinner the following week.. dont u know that when we went to dinner we sat in front of each other and we had nothing to say to each other.. we were both so nervous. the date ended early and we never spoke after

I was going to say donkey punch, nuf said… but now I have to tell the real story.

so my friend got me drunk and convinced me to play a trick on a girl who slept with him and then spread rumors… so I started messing around with her and we turned off the lights, my friend was hiding in the closet… so At one point I said that the condom fell off and I needed to get another one, so I went to my desk while my friend took my place. this was umm.. from behind I guess you could say so I put on some sweats and ran outside. knocked on the window and waved to her, she proceeded to flip out, attack my friend and then run out of the room… thats what friends are for…

I was really drunk in my defense.

the end.

Davie and I had been dating on and off for six months. When the time came that I knew I had to end it, I planned to break up with him in a fancy restaurant… so he would remember it. So I am at the restaurant, and I see the back of Davie… With another girl! I go up to Davie and I turn him around and start to smack him only to realize that it is not Davie and instead it is my future husband!! So that is not only the story of how Davie and I broke up, but also how I met James!

I remember when I was in high school, me and my girlfriend went out to go to lunch in my car. we usually just went and fooled around and never really got to lunch. well i guess she was dehydrated that day because she got a bloody nose at a very wierd time. "bobbing for apples" if you know what im saying. so i had to go back to class with drops of blood around my crotch on my pants, and it was kinda hard to explain to my teachers that day.

Got a bunch:
Met a girl at a restaurant / bar in Boston. We hit it off. So I decided to invite her for dinner. At dinner while ordering she orders a dish for two people and an appetizer. So I thought to myself "what the heck?". Well, I decided to bring to her attention that the dish was for two. She replied she knew. She could have the appetizer for dinner and the dish she would bring home for the rest of the week. I excused myself and left.

Another one. I met a dentist one night and we decided to meet the next day at my house and go to the beach from there. She showed up at my house with a pillow and bed sheets. WTF. And I thought she was normal.

I went on a date with somone that i go to school with. It was supposed to be realy cute and get to know you (at least thats how it felt) He worked at the movie theatre and we were going to sneek into an R rated movie. But his head boss was there, so we decided for the better, to go do something else. We go back to his car and he says… Lets go to my place. Well i was bewildered. I thought, what harm could this be. I could punch his lights out if he tried anything. (he is a stick) We go to his house and he gives me a tour. His bedroom is filled with random game figures/nintendo posters/a poster of lesbians making out on the cieling/etc. Im like.. ok, just a lil weird. We go to the living room and we decide to watch a movie, we pick Godzilla. I sit on the end of the couch and happily watch the movie because i have never seen it before. He goes and gets water and comes back and lays on MY lap.. and wraps his arms around my waist. Half way through he tries kissing my stomach. At that point his mom came home and i met her. She seemed to be enthusiastic that her son wasnt gay. (Their family is LDS/Mormon) After i met her, i said it was getting late and i had him drive me home. Next day at school i avoided him at all costs.

Okay I got one. So once, I took my GF to the mall, and we wer in the elevator when the power went out. Obviously, the elevator stopped and luckily the video camera turned off. The backup generaters created some lights in the elevator so we could still see but the elevator didn't move. Then the loudspeaker in the elevator told us that we would have to wait 2 hours to get out. What did we do, I used the free time to strip my GF and get laid. It was better than planned becuase we had a even better time than planned and it costed me nothing.

Oh, I got another one. So I was going out with this other GF. I was taking her out to the movies and there were like no one there. So when the lights turned off, I decided the movies sucked so I got my GF to sit on my lap, got my hands around chest, stood up to get a better position, spilled the coke, and slipped on it. I fell on woke up and hour later in the lobby. So that one wasn't the greatest date.

This one was from when I was in high school. It was my Gf's 16 birthday and I decided to take her to a dance club and for dinner. I dressed up all nice and shit and went to her house. Her parents wern't home so I went and half an hour earlier so i could get some alone time with her. I went in with the key she gave me the day before, went upstairs, peeked inside her bedroom, and guess what I saw? I saw her on her bed, with nothing on, and in her bed, was her BFF. (Who was a girl) Of course they didn't notice me until 20 min later and I got a beating from them but managed to walk out of the house with my arms around both of them.

And my last story. This one was really bizarre. I went to a party and took this girl called Cinthia to a bar. I wanted to get her drunk and get laid. Now 3 min later, I noticed something wrong. Y was everyone here female. I rushed outside and found I taken her to a lesbo bar. She was pretty drunk so she didn't notice(Thank GOd). But I was really embarresed and didn't feel like getting any action.

These storyies were all true and I got plenty more.